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About the Page
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Hi peoples, and welcome to my humble, cosy, home.At the moment this page is just about me, even though this section of Fortunecity is for movies and TV. If you think i can improve my page in anyway, please, feel free to let me know. (My email address is at the bottom of the page) apart from that, i just hope you enjoy the page.
Duckie
P.S. Every now and then (or whenever I remember) I will update the page, so put me on your bookmark list (PLEASE!)
Duckie
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Some Jokes
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I don't know why, but i am crazy about jokes, especially silly ones, if you have any jokes you would like to tell me, please feel free to email me.
Let the jokes begin!
1.a)Why did Billy fall off his bike?
1.b)Why did Billy fall off his bike again?
2.a)Why did the first Koala fall out of the tree?
2.b)Why did the 2nd Koala fall out of the tree?
2.c)Why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree?
2.d)Why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree?
2.e)Why did the 5th Koala fall out of the tree?
2.f)Why did the wombat die?
3.a)What is red and looks like a bucket?
3.b)What is green and looks like a bucket?
3.c)What is blue and looks like a bucket?
4. Three men are talking in a bar, when one says: "My wife's having an affair with a cleaner." The other two ask him: "How do you know?" to the reply of: "I found all these mops and cloths under the bed."
"Well that's nothing," said the second one, "My wife's having and affair with a plumber." "Yeah, mate, whatever you reckon," said the first one. "No, it's true, i found al these pipes under the bed."
"Well that's nothing," said the third guy, "My wife's having and affair with a horse." "Mate, I think you had better lay off the beer for a while," said one of the men he was talking to. "No, mate, I'm convinced, you see, I found a jockey under my bed."
(In case you hadn't realised, I didn't put the answers to the jokes up. If you want the answers, please email me. I will replace the jokes every so often, so come back every now and then, won't you?)
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About Me
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Ok, about me. I am from ruralish/coastalish, south-eastern Australia, in Victoria. I live on a vineyard, which my dad runs, and enjoy living there. My hobbies are reading, doing nothing, playing on my laptop, daydreaming, watching TV,cooking and eating what I cook, and ,at school at least, surfing the net.
I like lots of different foods, all for different reasons, so I cannot decide which I like the most, some of my favourite foods are pizza, quite a few fruit and veges, prawn risotto (a flour an milk battered prawn in rice and onion with a few herbs) chicken pie, sausage rolls, chupa chups, muffins, doughnuts, mum's pasta, etc,etc,etc. I if I told you every single food that I liked, I would be here forever, so that is just a few of them.
I like quite a few bands, such as No Doubt, Hanson, Matchbox 20, Tonic, Smashmouth and Backstreet Boys.
I am still not quite sure why I am doing this web page, but I am, and when it is finally up and running, i hope everyone enjoys it, and will bookmark it, link to it or something nice, becasue it has been over two hours just writing the text.
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| Favourite Links
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M&M's Studios
This page is a favourite of mine, and I hope they keep on getting stronger all the time. There is lots of thing to download (screensavers, sounds, pictures) and lots to do (games,etc.) I also recommend the Australian M&M's site, http://www.m-ms.com.au, which has stuff about the grey imposter M&M (a competition currently under way down here.) A good site!
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Hansonhitz
Being a bit of a Hanson fan, I just had to put this site in, it has loads of pictures and goss on this cute trio, and i think it to be better that the OFFICIAL Hanson page, http://www.hansonline.com
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Pooh's Korner
Ever since I was a little kid, i have liked Winnie the Pooh, this site is just plain cute, it has a few pictures, but if you are a true Pooh fan, you will think this is a cute site.
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